I've YET to get that darn "Do these jeans, make my backside look big?"
Paul, first off, you continue to be in the prayers of the Sluder family. I hope you get some much needed good news form today's tests.

As for the question above, here's a true story that may brighten up your day.

One of my friends was sitting at his kitchen table getting ready to go to a Christmas party with his wife. She came in the room and asked "Does this dress make me look fat?" Without even thinking about what he was saying, his response was "It's not the dress".

He said he knew he was in trouble as the words crossed his lips and no matter how much he tried to explain to her he did not mean it the way it came out, there was no digging out of that hole.

Shortly after that weekend, they upgraded their kitchen appliances, new granite countertops, and new ceramic tile floor as well as new paint and light fixtures.

Yes, it was an expensive faux pas. And, yes, I believe that he really was not trying to say she's fat (in fact, she's a very attractive lady).

Jeff