Lessons my father taught me

[dudley]

Number 164

Alway keep your mouth shut when you look up at birds

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[Eight Thumbs]

Don't pee into the wind. Go to the other side of the boat! He might even have said the other side of the darn boat. I have to admit that I probably would have figured this one out myself but Dad definitely decreased the learning curve. 8T

[TyroneFly]

164 shouild be higher up the list.

Thanks for the laugh!

[namekagon]

Kinda reminds of the time I slept on my back with geckos on the ceiling.

[flybinder]

Here, at the beach, with all our seagulls, herons, etc. out numbering people, about 5 to 1, "Not looking up with your mouth open", is A LOT HIGHER on our list, than #164!!
"Never go, outside, without a HAT" is even up near the top!

[DDRRedneck500]

hehe i just finished watching that on ebaums world and was going to post it on here.

[Steve Molcsan]

Don't mess around with Jim

[Gnu Bee Flyer]

Don't tug on Superman's cape, specially when he is in the middle of a cast.

don't look directly into the sun.

tigers tails are not for pulling

When drifting the amazon, do not trail your fingers overboard

If a wild animal looks angry assume he is , if a wild animal doesn't look angry assume he is.

[ducksterman]

Don't touch a cowboy's hat.

[gonfishn]

Don't touch a cowboy's hat.

unless you're a really hot cowgirl