"Lobster bouy" hmmmmmmmmm, now let's see. I'll go out to the local hardware store here (just outside of Chicago) and buy one. Oh, but I will carry a hidden recorder to capture the "colorful" comments my request might elicit from the store clerks and then report them here. Should be fun. On the other hand I may just opt for a glob of "great stuff".

I'd rather be in Wyoming!