"Bless me, Father, for I am about to sin. I'm going to a clam bake and then hanging out with non-baseball, fishing friends till late into the night. No Tribe on TV tonight."

It really doesn't matter, cuz it will be in the morning paper on page 1 regardless of the outcome. The important thing will be strategizing about fishing Sunday morning for the 1,900 trout that were stocked in a local pond on Friday. Now THAT"S important.

I believe my penance will be something like 5-6 hours of waving a stick with a bug at Granger's Pond. It'll be tough, but I have the grit to see me through. Pray for me and my premeditated Cleveland sin.

Joseph the Sinner