Batten down the hatches and prepare to be boarded, ye scurvy dogs. Pass the grog and surrender all yer Orvis gear, we give no quarter here! If ye dares fish the same lake as me and me dear ship Renegade, know ye verily that she's the scourge of the high plains lakes of Colorado. What's that in your cooler, matey -- be it BEER? Surrender a can lest ye take a 2/0 muskie lure amidships to stove you in.

And if yer a'searchin your multifunction navigation chartplotter display for the latest weather report, ye might find it a bit easier using the Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates:


Cheers -- (it really IS International Talk Like a Pirate Day!) -- DANBOB