Oregonian, June 21, 07.
THE EDGE
We've Got The Urge To Merge
Marriot hotels, Arthur D. Little consultants and L.A.M.B. clothing merge to become,
MarriotALittleLamb.

Goodyear, BestBuy, Flumist, Hershey's and Lay's merge to create (my favorite),
GoodBuyMistHerChips.

3M and Krispy Kreme merge to create,
MMM Doughnuts.

Green Giant and Brunswick merge and become,
Peas and Cues.

Hair Club for Men and Huggies merge to create,
Ruggies, a line of disposable toupees.

Volkswagen and Energizer merge to create a new battery powered car,
The Bugs Bunny.

Cryogenics Labs, Windows ME and Amazon.com merge and become,
CryMEaRiver.

Whole Foods, Lee artificial nails, Mack trucks and Corelle dishware merge to form,
WholeLeeMackCorelle.

Henckel Cutlery merges with Nike to form a defense consulting group called,
Cut and Run.

Grey Poupon and Dockers merge to become,
PouponPants.

Last but not least (finally!)
Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers merge and become,
PolyWarnerCracker.
SORRY!