A husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 15 yrs of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife begins listing every problem they ever had in the 15 yrs they've been married. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. Then he turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I FISH."