The Oregonian, Wednesday, May 23, 07
Story Title; Were Gonna Need A Bigger Nose
"Everyone on the pier was watching me jumping up and down with a shark hanging off my nose. People were singing the 'Jaws' theme tune."
Fisherman-Phil Tanner, 38, of Folkestone, England, who was showing off the small shark he had caught when it clamped on to his nose.
(The Sun)
I am sure no one on this BB would stoop this low to get their name in the news!