Do you think Will Farrel could do this one?

Fly Fishing needs something to counteract the melancholy of movies like The Nick Adams Stories and A River Runs Through It. Deliverance, The Perfect Storm, The Old Man and the Sea, and Moby Dick compound the problem by adding a tragic note to the whole activity of fishing. It is not like we spend all of our time dodging mountain men, hurricanes, sharks, and vengeful Spermicetti.

So what do you think? The Umqua Knights take on the staff of Lefty's Fly Camp in a fly fishing Decathlon that spans the globe... Please submit some appropriate events.