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    Oh, my, gawd!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time! Tears running down my face, arms clasped around my middle to try to hold in the pain! Thank you Warren!
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    Jasper is too too funny.

    Hint to Warren. Your recipe would make a good "Whats Cooking?" entry. Perhaps with a warning to keep them secure from household pets.
    For God's sake, Don't Quote me! I'm Probably making this crap up!

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    I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling as well. That was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard.
    Good one Warren.

    On the home page of FAOL is a story about Warrens dog Jasper and the yeast rolls.

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    I do own a Boston Terrier, but, that story was sent to me by another friend of mine and I just had to send it to LF and JC to give them something to smile about! Since I have been a dog owner all my life, I could just see this dog!

    I loved it and just had to share! Glad you all enjoyed it.
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    No way I can top this dog story....You put the punch line in early, could hardly stop the tears of laughter streaming down my cheeks. My wife is a somewhat famous person in the dog world, I sent her the story, I can assure you it will be all over the planet in no time. I told her to give credit to FAOL and the writer. If only you had a photo of the little puff ball.

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    Betty;
    Warren is a gifted story teller as I can attest to first hand. His experiances should be put into writing! I'll do my best to drag him along to the Michigan Fish-In.

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    After reading the reviews, I had to read this story. I honestly still have tears of laughter in my eyes as I am typing. As a dog owner and dog lover, I can relate to what he was going through and it was one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. Great job Warren; thank you for sharing.

    Jim Smith

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    I was in total control until I read that his posterior gastric distress smelled like rolls. I couldn't read any further through the tears of laughter. I'm quite sure that will put me off my bisquits for a while.
    Great Read!
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