IN ORDER TO AVOID A NATIONAL CATASTROPHY,AVOID, AT ALL POSSIBLE COST, GOING TO THE BATHROOM WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME.CALL ALL FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS TO ARRANGE A STAGGERED SEQUENCE SCHEDULE.
THE SIMULTANEOUS FLUSHINGS OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MILLIONS WOULD CAUSE A DANGEROUS LOWERING OF NATIONAL WATER PRESSURE THUS EMPERILLING ANY EMERGENCY WATER USE REQUIREMENTS SUCH AS FIRE HYDRANTS AND BARTENDERS WATER DISPENSING WANDS.
THE SUDDEN LOWERINGS OF MUNICIPAL WATER PRESSURES COULD ALSO CREATE A VACUUM IN DOMESTIC WATER SYSTEMS CAUSING SAME TO SUCK DIRTY WATER OUT OF DISHWASHERS,WASHING MACHINES AND DOG LAUNDRY TUBS (have RPZ valve installed Monday) AND BACK INTO THE MAIN WATER SUPPLY .
YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS ENDEAVOR WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

GO BEARS
PS: Almost forgot. I WILL BE FLUSHING IN THE 7th MINUTE OF HALFTIME (if Janet Jackson is not on stage)
Mark ( a concerned citizen just doin his part)