The Oregonian, 11-24-06
Headline; Just One More Piece And I gotta Go Run!
You can burn off the calories of your Thanksgiving dinner if you go out and run 20 miles after dessert.
-Chicago Sun-Times
I ate TWO pieces of pie so I guess that means I'll have to add 5 more miles!
What? It isn't raining right now? IT'S A MIRACLE!
Doug P.S. I hope you MILITARY guys set the running example for us!