Oregonian, Wed. 11-15-06
Headline; Thank you sir, may I have another?
The Bahamas have reinstated the punishment of lashings with a cat-o-nine tails.
Waiting for recomendations for candidates.
Only true Pirates are eligible for the trip.
Let's send a good crew that would be representative of FAOL. If some fail to return, then we will find replacements.
Thank you for your cooperation!
You pick what pirate and no football teams,
Doug P.S. Plank walking classes will be supplied.
Bring your own rum.