For all you people that asked me at the fish-in about the difference between Celsius and Fahrenheit temperatures: The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50? Fahrenheit (10? C)

? New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
? Canadians plant gardens.

40? Fahrenheit (4.4? C)

? Californians shiver uncontrollably.
? Canadians Sunbathe.

35? Fahrenheit (1.6? C)

? Italian Cars won't start
? Canadians drive with the windows down

32? Fahrenheit (0 ? C)

? Distilled water freezes
? Canadian water gets thicker.

0? Fahrenheit (-17.9? C)

? New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
? Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40? Fahrenheit (-40? C)

? Hollywood disintegrates.
? Canadians rent some videos.

-60? Fahrenheit (-51? C)

? Mt. St. Helens freezes.
? Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100? Fahrenheit (-73? C)

? Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
? Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173? Fahrenheit (-114? C)

? Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
? Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460? Fahrenheit (-273? C)

? Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
? Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500? Fahrenheit (-295? C)

? Hell freezes over.
? The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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