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And who will be the pirate to delete a post that will make # 1,000 become #999


AAARRRGGGHHH

jed

Rainbowchaser, the pirates are ALWAYS in the war part of any good tale.

jed

Micus shaving his head, ha. Not very impressive. Here is a riddle. What's the difference between Dave's head (befoer the shave) and a bowling ball. Answer. Dave has hair on his upper lip.

jed

She,

Do you know the plural of y'all?? All y'all.

jed

Bill,
are you going to be there?

jed

8 inches of snow ended on Friday. I went x-country skiing on Saturday and Sunday. It was a balmy 30 degrees with snow glistening on trees in a quiet wood. I love it when it stays below freezing,...

Stev,

As I key these words, its snowing, and will snow throughout the evening.

Please feed those birds. They're yours now, but in the summer I'll have to feed them and I want them to start out...

Betty,

Gald you erred.

jed

I have some delta miles (I think). How does one go about donating them??

jed

Harold,
How does one distinguish the shakes of cold from the DT's?

Dave,
I resemble that remark.

jed

Grubb, I can sympathize. We made a mistake with our eggnog recipe and doubled the alcohol. I had a hard time getting kick started the next morning, but somehow I managed.

jed

Can fishagan become #500 if I delete an earlier post????

just kidding

jed

TUP,

I have no idea how many pirates it will take to count to 500. That number is very large and I don't do large numbers. Is it more than a gobzillion or quatrillion??

jed

With the ship of FAOLs
Well load our rods
and fling our clousers
against your bods.

We'll not debarb
our large hooks
so when your caught
you can be our cooks

Remind you wife that if you can't see what's going on you might have to feel around to get your bearings. Now THAT could be a problem.

jed

Bald, that term is insulting to pirate Micus and others. I suggest we be PC and say follically challenged.

jed

Swen,

When that cold goes away, your AAARRRGGGHH will be just about perfect.

jed

Harold,
FYI, I stalk Tarpon frequently. Yes up here in Massachusetts. I don't have much success, or with Bonefish for that matter but I try.

Imagine me in waders, with my trusty 4wt casting along...

Harold has a date with models in skimpy clothing and fly fishing gear. The reason he doesn't want is cause he has it all already.

jed

Dave, If you move south what does that do for our plans to raise the black flag over the USS Constitution??? That would make a great fish-in boat don't ya think.

jed

AD, you said
"So is my class half empty or half full?"
The answer is yes.

And which part of class?
The AAARRRSSSEEE paaaarrrrrt

jed

Dave,
You ain't a hair under anything.

Pirates have half class... the last half.

jed

Harold,
Those kids couldn't steal my heart, cause I bet I'd give it to them gladly. Sounds like they're alot of fun.

jed

A Name for our ship.

Some Choices:
-The Ship of FAOLS
-FAOOOOLS FOLLY
-RUM RUNNER
-THE GOOD SHIP LOLLYPOP.... no forget that one

jed

Ice on the guides is what happens when your brain freezes and you did not realize that fishing in temperatures below 32 degrees can hjave interesting effects on your equipment. I had to bring my rod...