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When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up...

So this chap walk into bar with his dog,--Bartender says no dogs allowed --The chap says its a seeing eye dog --Bartender applogizes and serves him --Few minutes latter another guy walks in with his...

Why was the movie about fly fishing a box office flop?Bad casting.

So the gang of wire nuts split up what do you call them now..-Splitbolts..Years past since this gang of electricians split up , they stay in touch but now days their all wrapped up in their busy...

When all else fails and I mean even after throwing the book at em.https://www.flyanglersonline.com/bb/attachment.php?attachmentid=15805&d=1609106065These are pretty tasty.

Counting CondomsA boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy:...

Did you know that if you watch the movie Jaws backwards , it becomes a wonderful tale of a big fish that repairs boats and damaged limbs to those that need them....

Good gosh UJ that is the longest winded joke I have ever seen let along attempted to read ...

What do your call a stolen Tesla ?

an Edison :)

Peace

Johnny was daydreaming in class when the teacher called on him“Johnny, if there are five birds on a wire and one gets shot how many are left?”

After thinking for a brief second Johnny responds...

Of course they do ..... :)

had to lookup vicar .... funny one!

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Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma, Louisiana.

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled...

As the saying goes , don't quit your day job UJ.
Love your good sense of humor. I give you an A plus for effort,, lol

So a guy asked me what time is the midnight buffet on a cruise ship.
I 've never been aboard a cruise ship , maybe someone here knows
any help for this guy would be appreciated.

So what do you call a gang of us electricians ??
-Wirenuts.
So the gang of wire nuts split up what do you call them now..
-Splitbolts..
Years past since this gang of electricians split up , they...

A gent walks into a bar with his dog
Bartender says you can't come in here with a dog
Gent says but it's my seeing eye dog
Bartender apologizes and serves him up

Few minutes passes by and...

Farmer Greenjeans take his blue ribbon prized pegged leg hog to town,
a gentlemen walking by asks , whats with the peg legged blue ribbon prized hog?
Farmer says when you have a blue ribbon prize...

What do you call a electrician in heaven?
-Lighting bolt..

What do you call an electrician that makes that rim shot ,
-Rim Lug

Ok I'm done,,, :)...

Years past since this gang of electricians split up , we stay in touch but now days we are all wrapped up it our busy lives
always tied up with something or other..

Were now known as the...

So the gang of wire nuts split up what do you call them now..

Splitbolts..

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So what do you call a gang of us electricians ??

Wirenuts.

You bet :)

Its not the Gringo connotation I dislike not even a little,
though I do have Spanish blood running in these American veins.
My association with west coast is just a very unfortunate...