Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart for my dog and I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think - that I had an elephant?
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Shopping at Wal-Mart
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart for my dog and I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think - that I had an elephant?
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