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    Circus Couple Adopting A Child A husband and...

    Circus Couple Adopting A Child

    A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency where a social worker doubts their suitability.

    The couple produce photos of their 50 foot...
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    Farmer' flat tire

    A farmer was driving his truck full of vegetables to the city to sell them. On the way he gets a flat tire. So, he pulls over and gets out his jack and lug wrench and proceeds to change the tire. As...
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    Morning Shave

    After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his wife that he intended to let the local barber shave him each day. He put on his...
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    Let?s set the scene: Harry was a dentist, and not...

    Let?s set the scene: Harry was a dentist, and not just any dentist, he was a Pediatric Dentist. It was a tough job but he loved the children and his job. He had a very convenient arrangement as his...
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    Change of command

    It was at the Change of Command ceremony when the outgoing commander handed the new commander three sealed numbered envelopes. The outgoing commander explained, ?Every time you get in trouble, open...
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    The Farmer's Wife

    An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.

    From morning til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old...
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    Stolen - but still funny

    An eighty-five-year-old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly as a result of her interest in health food and exercise....
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    A father had two sons as different as can be. One...

    A father had two sons as different as can be. One was dismal all the time and the biggest pessimist ever seen, while the other was always happy and a hopeless optimist. The father wanted to teach...
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    Long Living A tough old cowboy once counseled...

    Long Living

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did...
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    Couple in their nineties are both having problems...

    Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help...
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    The Scottish Sergeant Major had spent quite a...

    The Scottish Sergeant Major had spent quite a time at the pub, and decided to make his way back to the barracks. He chose to take the path along the fields. Along the way he elects to lay against a...
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    Silvio - the Italian Golfer

    Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'

    I'm Italian...
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    For you ice fishermen

    Two veteran ice fishermen made their way out onto the frozen lake. The unpacked their gear and set to digging holes in the ice. They had their tip-ups all set and sat waiting for the first bite of...
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    Let's set the scene: Harry was a dentist, and not...

    Let's set the scene: Harry was a dentist, and not just any dentist, he was a Pediatric Dentist. It was a tough job but he loved the children and his job. He had a very convenient arrangement as his...
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    Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so...

    Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Little...
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    I have good news and bad news for you. First...

    I have good news and bad news for you.
    First the good news. I got you a spot on the US Olympic Team.
    Now the bad news, you are the javelin catcher.
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    Jacques was a woodcutter way up north in Canada....

    Jacques was a woodcutter way up north in Canada. He and his wife were looking forward to the birth of their first child. As the time got closer, they wondered what they were going to do as Jacques...
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    Sunday Morning

    Picture if you will a serene Sunday morning with a gentle breeze blowing, the sun shining and the spring air as crisp as a cold apple. Down in the glen sits clapboard sided church, its two front...
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    Milking machine

    An older farmer stepped into the farm supply store and the clerk behind the desk asked if he could be of some help. The farmer says, ?Yep ? I need a milking machine.? The clerk asked the fellow how...
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    A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington...

    A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
    Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her...
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    A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his...

    A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did...
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    Private Jones was being Court Marshalled for...

    Private Jones was being Court Marshalled for disrespecting a senior officer after getting in a shouting match with the Commanding Officer.
    The First Sergeant was on the stand being questioned, as...
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    A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the...

    A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You...
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    The world's smartest computer.

    The junior reporter for the local paper always got the weirdo news stories, so he was not surprised when the Editor sent him out to interview a man who claimed he had developed and programed the...
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    Claude the Hypnotist

    Claude the Hypnotist

    It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community-sing song led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the Star of the Show - Claude the...
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