An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife...
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An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife...
There is more truth to that than humor! Loved it and thanks for sharing......
LOL - I loved this! My wife had an uncle who lived in Boston and she said that is the way they pronounce "car"!
Now I loved that one!! Thanks so much for sharing.....LOL I think she made her point! :D
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas...
The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally prepared.
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are...
My wife just informed me that she had read on FaceBook that the pollen count in TN is so bad that the people who manufacture Meth are trying to extract the Sudafed they used to make Meth back out of...
The man laws
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the...
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ....
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry...
I just received this in an e-mail and hope I have the "shortcut" copied right and it shows up here. It is rather funny....
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7795583/a-new-fly-rod
From the cockpit on KULULA.COM- South Africa 's Budget Airline
WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOR - SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN.
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A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses are very...
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second...
Two more which may or may not be allowed here and if not, just delete:
Over a men's public restroom urinal-"Don't look up here for a joke, it is in your hand!"
Written on a public restroom...
A well to do couple in New York decided to fly to Forida for a months vacation. His wife had the window seat and he had the center seat on the plane. No one was in the aisle seat. Their plane...