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Dot, "does anybody really care..."

Uh oh, here come the lyrics.

He ain't still cleaning up from the party is he?

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Is it a survival rod in the weight of our choice and a box of exploding flies?

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Harold I know you have no fear of the VFR, but I am working on a product just for you. It's called Viking Model Repellant. I'll post more details when I can. Are you working with computers or cameras...

So that's where that batch ended up. It was supposed to go to Harold after he posted 1 too many weather reports.

Hey, I've gone international. Now to figure out how to make a profit.
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Check em for Wooley Boogers??

Harold, in case you missed it, Bill will be there.

I won't, but Bill will.

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Thanks Rev, I needed that.

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Hey Rev, you gonna put a post in that new hole in your tongue so you can minister to the body piercing crowd?

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Let's see, we've got a drunk...

Welcome back Crooks.

Hey Harold, you looking to expand your computer buisness next year? I work cheap,(I got the debt to prove it), I have been known to allow bosses to use and abuse me, ( I got...

(sniff) OK, I'm leaving, I don't want everyone to see a grown viking cry. With Harolds weather reports, purebs snook comments (snoooook) and worst of all (sniff) my wife and I sat down and starting...

Can I just have the autograph and donate Big Mouth Billy to the Pirate Retirement Fund raising auction?


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Flyfishing,


hey just trying to keep this thing within the rules.

HH, any chance of your wife spending time with mine. I work 50 hrs a week, do the yard work, car maint, household repairs and some laundry and housekeeping. And I still can't get her to go fishing...

Merry Christmas Crooks.


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Now you're just writing checks MY body can't cash. You all just trying to get me hurt ain't ya?

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I have to give up my spot as light holder for the shoot. "She Who Must Be Obeyed" discovered it and put one condition on my participation. I have to wear an eye patch over BOTH eyes. And with this...

Harold, we are having a slight problem with VFR production but it should be resolved shortly. Did you want to buy our patented distance delivery system? The kit contains a sling shot balloons and...

Harold, Harold, Harold, it's a little close to Christmas to pull stunts like that e-mail ain't it? Now what would Santa think of that little stunt? It could ruin your Christmas.

WHAT AM I...

That may be true Rev, but even he ain't tackled the VFR yet. Just to let you know how strong it can be, has anyone heard from FloridaFlyer on these boards lately? Hmmm, have you?
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Hey Rev, if I say I'm sorry before I do something is it OK to do it?
Its only Dec 3 and cabin fever is setting in and Harold ain't helping. Would it be wrong of me to send him a deluxe package of...

Awww, ain't nothing wrong wit boney fish, most of mine are genetic mutants.
The head bees to close to the tail.


Arrrrrhhhhaaaarrrrddeeehhaarrhhaarr (cough,cough)
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I'll take the back of the class, don't want those exploding flies hitting my horns. Or will they git in the way of the back casts? Maybe I'll move to the right. No most people are right handed, crap...

MANNERS?? Does that mean I have to take my horns off when I come inside? And say "please and thank you"? Like "E-Dave PLEASE git your hook off my wallet or I'll dip it in VFR". OR, Please walk the...

Ice on the guides? Is that what clients do after a big fish? Kinda like dumping gatorade on the coach after a big win.

I think my horns are on to tight.
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