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    Notch yet....aint got no water in it, 'cept...

    Notch yet....aint got no water in it, 'cept what's leaked in it from rain. But I figured I'd stock it with redfish and write it off as a testin' pond. Jed Clampet had a cement pond and Ellie Mae usta...
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    ..."move away from there"...but I don't wanna...

    ..."move away from there"...but I don't wanna move! (unless the davey-duke boys move here)
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    Jerry...nope!*G* Hey, it was a real pleasure to...

    Jerry...nope!*G*
    Hey, it was a real pleasure to actually talk with you face to face last weekend!

    Rev, good to "see" you up and around!
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    snow??? What is that stuff you mention? Does it...

    snow??? What is that stuff you mention? Does it look like beach sand? It's been in the 80's for the last few days.
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    Naw Don, not yet...pretty heavy schedule today at...

    Naw Don, not yet...pretty heavy schedule today at work, then taking off tomorrow to tie up some flies and then Thursday heading to purebs' house to begin the pirating and plunderin'!
    Micus, I think,...
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    FIVE BUCKS??? fifty cents, maybe!

    FIVE BUCKS??? fifty cents, maybe!
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    Uh? What? Me? Thar's only one wench in my...

    Uh? What? Me? Thar's only one wench in my stable...dat would be the "Dudette"...mawhaahaahaa....I mean, AAARRRGGGHHH!
    (and it was Bill the waitress wanted)
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    You could always call in an offshore tanker...a...

    You could always call in an offshore tanker...a mother ship of sorts. Then paddle the yak out to refill. Nope, bad idea. You loose those yaks without the booze, God knows what might happen if yer...
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    Yep, the only "Dude" here is the FLATS Dude, and...

    Yep, the only "Dude" here is the FLATS Dude, and as far as throwin' me, I've always heard people around me say, "I don't trust you as far as I can throw you." Hmmmmm, never thought it would come to...
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    Harold, I know where you live! 'Sides, y'all...

    Harold, I know where you live! 'Sides, y'all cain't see me if'n I'ma wearin' my clear wet suit.
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    But Dave's already a half bubble off of...

    But Dave's already a half bubble off of level...maybe that's the point, eh?
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    Naw, Fish...Micus drinks in neverland's bar and...

    Naw, Fish...Micus drinks in neverland's bar and dreams about sheep!
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    Deep fry 'em...we fry everything down here!

    Deep fry 'em...we fry everything down here!
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    Don't know, but they don't run away when ya try...

    Don't know, but they don't run away when ya try to catch 'em, eh?
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    hmmm, a sheep farmer dancin' nekkid...whoa...

    hmmm, a sheep farmer dancin' nekkid...whoa son...toooooo much info!HAHAHA!
    Micus ain't got a clue who Charlie Daniels is, but when he gets down here as our new Cabana Boy, he'll learn all about...
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    Is Micus snowed in????

    Is Micus snowed in????
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    Jed, that's proper Southern English. You are...

    Jed, that's proper Southern English. You are right on it. And thanks, all y'all, eh?
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    She...I like the looks of them "Loonies and...

    She...I like the looks of them "Loonies and Toonies" I think y'all should slap a law suit on Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and Bugs Bunny for usin' that combo at the end of their catoons..."Loony Tunes", eh?...
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    She, yeah but now we have a new thing in the...

    She, yeah but now we have a new thing in the south...it's, "Hey y'all, eh?"
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    she....then I have permission to use the eh word?...

    she....then I have permission to use the eh word? Cool, I'm a Canadian wannabe!!! Oh yeah...eh?
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    tyflyer....we cudda used some of that ice down...

    tyflyer....we cudda used some of that ice down here last summer. The hurricanes came and shortened up the ice supply for our rum, eh. OH NO!, eh? There it goes again, eh?
    aaarrrggghhh, eh?
    Davis,...
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    She...I don't care for gin, it always tasted like...

    She...I don't care for gin, it always tasted like a pine tree, but here's a thought...
    break off one of those branches and souse it down in a glass of gin. Kinda like a stalk of celery in a bloody...
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    Edave...not just no, but (you know the rest)....

    Edave...not just no, but (you know the rest). That would be paahka in Mass...so says Micus.
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    Betty, that's too funny! I fell down once...hurt...

    Betty, that's too funny! I fell down once...hurt my noggin'! Ain't been right every since...But wait, I remember you said you fell down and saw something a little strange. Here I go again, not...
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    She Ties, yer a sick woman...*G*...I love it, and...

    She Ties, yer a sick woman...*G*...I love it, and another thing, what the hell is snow? Is it like beach sand, looks like the same color. Snow shovel? Sounds lovely!! Can one shovel beach sand with a...
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