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A man was on safari in Africa. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot.

The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was...

Oh boy, I saw that coming!

Funny. Hey REE, Is it OK for me to start bashing illegal immigrants?

Well I guess an explanation is in order. I got an email saying that someone had replied to a thread...
I looked and found out that the vulgar material that I reacted to (the post that is no longer...

Amazing. I am so over this website.

Gee farleycat, the picture in your profile makes you look like a man. Your wife must be posting on your screen name.

OK, I know. Its not a funny story or joke, but it is very entertaining. My apologies if you see yourself here.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com
Gary

no picture so far.

An elderly couple were beginning to have memory problems. The husband suggested they start to write things down so they wouldn't forget. The wife agreed that was a good idea.
One evening they were...

Where pumpkin pie comes from.
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During Surgery
We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride we talked about how the procedure would be performed. ...

Silly Signs Actually Seen Across The U.S.A.
On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant
"Blackened bluefish"

In a Maine restaurant
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On an established New...

A Really GREAT Memory
An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton.
As he paid his bill, he said to the manager, "By the way, what's with the Indian chief...

Fred was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his pastor. As the pastor stood beside the bed, Fred's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on....

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3...

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules...

A man goes to Africa on a safari.
While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the...

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens...

Hmmm I graduated in 73. I think I have aged like fine wine. Or is it cheese?
Gary

The Dam



This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the...