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I was under the impression that an expert is a former drip, under pressure.......:grin:

Two infectious diseases walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve infectious diseases in here..." One of the bacteria says, " Well, you're not a very good host..." :D

Two bacteria...

I guess I did. Is this serious, or are they making a joke?

What the heck is that supposed to be? A UFO?

Your wedding reception was held in a Fly Shop.

You've ever worn a fishing shirt to a funeral.

They only time anyone ever saw you cry is when you broke the tip on your bamboo fly rod.

You...

This is just an observation, but I think this may be the longest running thread ever on FAOL. It should get some kind of prize, or honorable mention......:D

Good one.....:-D

The scary thing is that these people are allowed to vote.......

I don't get it. Is this a reprimand, because you think the subject matter is inappropriate for this topic? Or is it simply an off-the-wall comment meant to be humorous that I just don't understand?
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Well, I qualify for about half of them. And who said possum drippings don't make good gravy? You just have to make stuffing to go with it.....

I have an addendum or two:

If you know the proper...

Y'all need to be careful on the internet, now. There is a new computer virus going around. This is a very bad virus. Just look at what it did to my mouse.......

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Was that you????

We hold these truths to be self evident........:-P

My Brother-In-Law went ice-fishing once. He caught 140 pounds of ice cubes. My sister tried to fry them and they almost drowned.:D

Oh, a Texas squirrel.

Good One! That's hilarious.

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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He...

My wife had me do something online for her the other day, and I needed her password to do it. She told me the password was MickeyMinnieGoofeyPlutoHueyDewyLouieDonaldNashville.

I asked her why she...

I lost the Trivia Tournament at our local church last week.
The final question was: WHERE DO WOMEN HAVE CURLY HAIR?
Apparantly, the correct answer was: AFRICA.

I have been asked to find another...

I grew up on a ranch in Tx. My grandfather was an old-time tough cowboy. He always used to cousel us that to live a long healthy life, you needed to put a pinch of gunpowder on your oatmeal every...

That was the last movement of the Nutcracker Suite, right?:D:D:D

He just got it backwards. The boat is supposed to go in the water first. Is that a Texas A & M sticker on the back? (My Alma Mater).

This reminds me of an incident that happened after a football...

:lol::lol::lol: Good one! Excellent!

Just last Saturday I was motoring my boat into a small cave that looked like a most inviting spot. As I pulled in I noticed a rock protruding through the surface of the water. On the rock was a...