Hi wife loved it when he left little love notes around the house, so she was surprised at this one on the toilet seat.
Do not flush, went for tape measure this might be a world record.
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Hi wife loved it when he left little love notes around the house, so she was surprised at this one on the toilet seat.
Do not flush, went for tape measure this might be a world record.
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