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    I remember a gentleman sharing a couple of flies...

    I remember a gentleman sharing a couple of flies like the first one in red at Ft. Apache Reservation several years ago that the Apache trout really liked.
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    Those are some nice trout and beautiful...

    Those are some nice trout and beautiful background mural behind ya'll.
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    I have wanted to go fishing for smallmouth in...

    I have wanted to go fishing for smallmouth in Maine for years, it's one of a hand full of states I have not made it to. Hope you have a great trip.
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    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me...

    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
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    Thirty minutes after take-off the senior flight...

    Thirty minutes after take-off the senior flight attendant announced over the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, due to a huge mistake by our catering company we will not have enough inflight meals for...
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    That dog will hunt.

    That dog will hunt.
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    The Art Of Conversing With Spouse With a...

    The Art Of Conversing With Spouse


    With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No" said her husband.

    She gave him a sexy...
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    Happy Birthday, I hope it was a great day and...

    Happy Birthday, I hope it was a great day and will be followed by a better year.
    http://www.flyanglersonline.com/bb/attachment.php?attachmentid=15987&stc=1
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    So sad to hear of your wife's passing. That is a...

    So sad to hear of your wife's passing. That is a terrible beast.
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    There is an exception to my quote: You can trust...

    There is an exception to my quote: You can trust golfers, they lie about their lie.
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    Church Ladies With Typewriters They're Back! ...

    Church Ladies With Typewriters

    They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were...
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    You can't trust people who don't fish. They will...

    You can't trust people who don't fish. They will lie to you about something important.
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    An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six...

    An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the...
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    I dated a woman named Lorraine for a while. We...

    I dated a woman named Lorraine for a while. We had a lot in common, but didn't see eye to eye on a few things. She wanted to talk marriage, but I didn't. Then I met Clara Lee. Clara flirted openly...
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    It's always good to find another fan of Mr....

    It's always good to find another fan of Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman.
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    A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique...

    A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick...
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    Jim Smith, I think a momentary view of those or...

    Jim Smith, I think a momentary view of those or identical photos was what inspired the fly I produced. Obviously, I did not copy it precisely. The last couple of years I have fallen under the...
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    If you watch the diagram on the Castwell on the...

    If you watch the diagram on the Castwell on the FAOL files, it appears to basically be a bowline tied from a different direction.
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    Thanks guys, we had a family celebration Sunday...

    Thanks guys, we had a family celebration Sunday lunch with our daughter, her 3 year old daughter and son in law. Thursday was my wife and my 55th anniversary also and this is also her birthday, she...
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    If it had a backup key he had probably forgotten...

    If it had a backup key he had probably forgotten about it. He lives about 50 miles south of Memphis and the service call was $250 and the tech fee was $100 per hour. He retired from a very good...
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    Safes with digital locks

    A old very good friend was telling me tonight how he ended up spending several hundred dollars because he couldn't get his gun safe that had a lot of valuable besides guns. The tech who came and...
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    Thanks for the info. I caught a glimpse some...

    Thanks for the info. I caught a glimpse some where recently and tied the one in the photo. I have tied several weighed versions for a friend who fishes black water creeks in south Mississippi, they...
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    Long body popper

    I think I'm copying someone, I don't know who but I caught a glimpse that burned into a slick spot on my brain and this is the Alpha version. I'm thinking crappie would really go for it, but bass...
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    Long body popper

    I think I'm copying someone, I don't know who but I caught a glimpse that burned into a slick spot on my brain and this is the Alpha version. I'm thinking crappie would really go for it, but bass...
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    I've never known a fisherman who didn't have...

    I've never known a fisherman who didn't have something to say. First time out, we could just get to know each other. Personally, there is one person on the BB I have ever met in person. A couple I...
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