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    Drink responsively, and by that I mean don't...

    Drink responsively, and by that I mean don't spill it.
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    One day a mother took her daughter to the Doctor,...

    One day a mother took her daughter to the Doctor, the doctor asked the Mother "What was wrong?" and the Mother said "My 15-year-old Daughter Mandy is feeling sick and she is gaining weight " so the...
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    A hacker called me and said he had all my...

    A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said "Thank god for that. What are they?"
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    A man was riding his Harley along a California...

    A man was riding his Harley along a California highway, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I...
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    A married couple was taking a flight across the...

    A married couple was taking a flight across the United States, the wife was a little leary of flying so she gripped his hand tightly upon take off then when the plane leveled off she was more...
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    At Purdue University, there were four students...

    At Purdue University, there were four students taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' grade average. The four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go to...
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    Busy day at the pearly gates

    "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was...
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    Perspective

    Often what we see as certain and irrevocable fact is just a product of our perspective, which is the sum of our life experience. Consider the case of Steve: ...
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    I just got off the phone with a friend who lives...

    I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in North Dakota near the Canadian border.

    He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.

    The...
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    Marco, Maybe you shouldn't post during cocktail...

    Marco,
    Maybe you shouldn't post during cocktail hour.
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    Can't remember if I posted this or not. ...

    Can't remember if I posted this or not.

    Two Mafia hit men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.

    One of them says, "I gotta admit I'm...
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    2 Irish Women.....  Two women were sitting...

    2 Irish Women.....
     Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one
    looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you,
    that you're from...
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    A young doctor had moved out to a small community...

    A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.

    The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become...
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    1. The longer I stay home, the more homeless I...

    1. The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.
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    6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN ...

    6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN



    1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
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    Subject: FW: What Football Teaches! ...

    Subject: FW: What Football Teaches!



    "Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the
    football"

    - John Heisman
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    A guy is driving around the back woods of ...

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '



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    A young man named John received a parrot as a...

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

    Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. ...
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    _The Silent Treatment_ A man and...

    _The Silent Treatment_
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home
    and were giving each other the silent treatment.
    Suddenly, the man realized that...
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    Prayer for Grandpa

    Prayer for Grandpa
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    First the Apple A...

    First the Apple

    A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of
    their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was...
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    I love this police report!

    I love this police report!
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    It was raining hard and......... A big...

    It was raining hard and.........


    A big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and...
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    How ...

    How successful your son
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    Wives are like that, and "They're everywhere!"

    Wives are like that, and "They're everywhere!"
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