This fits for the present times, also: " "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
Mark Twain (1835-1910).
Doug
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This fits for the present times, also: " "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
Mark Twain (1835-1910).
Doug
A man walks into a Library, and says to the Librarian: "I WANT to order a BURGER, FRIES, and a COKE!". The Librarian says to him: "Don't You Know This is a Library?" The man says (in a whisper): "i...
Two Employees are talking. One asked the other, "How long have you worked here?"
The other says, "Since they threatened to Fire me."
Doug
Bill Dance Bloopers:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdOBXOXQts
Doug
http://www.finefishing.com/authors/images/book350.jpg
Doug
"No age is good to get married at.... You got to be a fool to get married!" Freddie, age 6
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go...
Image: iFly, tied with parts of a broken Apple iPhone: http://www.fishingfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ifly.jpg
Doug