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    This fits for the present times, also: " "A...

    This fits for the present times, also: " "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
    Mark Twain (1835-1910).
    Doug
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    A man walks into a Library, and says to the...

    A man walks into a Library, and says to the Librarian: "I WANT to order a BURGER, FRIES, and a COKE!". The Librarian says to him: "Don't You Know This is a Library?" The man says (in a whisper): "i...
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    Two Employees are talking. One asked the other,...

    Two Employees are talking. One asked the other, "How long have you worked here?"
    The other says, "Since they threatened to Fire me."

    Doug
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    Bill Dance...

    Bill Dance Bloopers:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdOBXOXQts
    Doug
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    http://www.finefishing.com/authors/images/book350....

    http://www.finefishing.com/authors/images/book350.jpg
    Doug
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    "No age is good to get married at.... You got to...

    "No age is good to get married at.... You got to be a fool to get married!" Freddie, age 6

    "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go...
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    Image: iFly, tied with parts of a broken Apple...

    Image: iFly, tied with parts of a broken Apple iPhone: http://www.fishingfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ifly.jpg

    Doug
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