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    Is it just a figment of my imagination, Or are...

    Is it just a figment of my imagination, Or are some flies more productive after having fish beat them up and assuming a damaged, crippled appearance?
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    Thanks for the kind words, I have geen great...

    Thanks for the kind words, I have geen great blessed in many ways. Attended worship services with my daughter and her husband today and then the afternoon with my 5 year old grand daughter. Katy...
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    Thanks guys, these trips around the sun don't...

    Thanks guys, these trips around the sun don't take as long as they used to. My wife and I got a large present for our birthday, something to cover many of our problems, a new roof. Nothing like...
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    I don't know if it's a record but it's a very...

    I don't know if it's a record but it's a very good start, this thread that I think Farleycat started is 29 view shy of a million and a half.
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    I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and...

    I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and that 2024 will treat you all better than you deserve.
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    Why women needs a husband A Woman goes to a...

    Why women needs a husband A Woman goes to a Psychologist and complains: ?I don?t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self sufficient. I don?t need a husband. But my parents are asking me...
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    Merry Christmas Betty! Great to hear you are up...

    Merry Christmas Betty! Great to hear you are up and around. You have my sympathy on the lack of fishing I traded fishing for a grand daughter 5 years ago. I think next spring she get introduced to...
  8. Thread: Knot Sense

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    Growing up where there are no trout, I'm a better...

    Growing up where there are no trout, I'm a better bream fisherman than a trout fisherman, but I fish tandem rigs for both, depending upon circumstances, I use the Duncan, aka Uniknot for attaching...
  9. The Elk River was Warren Patterson's main fishing...

    The Elk River was Warren Patterson's main fishing hole, as well as Jack Hise's when he lived in Tennessee. It's a tailwater from Tim's Ford Reservoir. I was privileged to fish with them there...
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    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack...

    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you...
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    First time I heard it it was an old Rebel in the...

    First time I heard it it was an old Rebel in the hills of east Tennessee.
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    Son: "Dad, will you do my math homework for me...

    Son: "Dad, will you do my math homework for me tonight?"Dad: "No son, it wouldn?t be right."Son: "Well, just do your best."
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    School Principal: Johnny, why is your math...

    School Principal: Johnny, why is your math teacher crying? ...
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    A man and his wife check into a hotelThe husband...

    A man and his wife check into a hotelThe husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.She lies down on the bed when,...
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    The elderly Chief noticed a new seaman one day...

    The elderly Chief noticed a new seaman one day and barked at him.?Get over here! ?What is your name?? was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy.?Paul.? The new guy replied.The elderly Chief...
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    The only thing that will kill the thread is...

    The only thing that will kill the thread is apathy and neglect
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    Jim you have become a mad scientist of fly tying....

    Jim you have become a mad scientist of fly tying. That's a good looking fly to tempt the many species you now have to go after. I'm a little envious.
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    "This is a classic quote from grade school...

    "This is a classic quote from grade school examination paper.........One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels...
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    So sad to hear that Jack has passed. Met him and...

    So sad to hear that Jack has passed. Met him and Warren up in Tullahoma several years ago and have been longing to go back ever since. A couple of great guys to fish with and just spend time with....
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    "You know why a politician is like a banana?" ...

    "You know why a politician is like a banana?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten." ...
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    I'll bet the bowfin and gar were a lot of fun. ...

    I'll bet the bowfin and gar were a lot of fun. Further south you will find the bowfin referred to as grindle and choupique.
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    We all get heavier as we get older, because...

    We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Supposedly a true story: A new, young MD doing...

    Supposedly a true story: A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling...
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    A classic story, I'm sharing it on Facebook, 3...

    A classic story, I'm sharing it on Facebook, 3 paragraphs
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    Thanks for the good thoughts guys. My wife and I...

    Thanks for the good thoughts guys. My wife and I celebrated our 56th anniversary 5 days ago and had a small celebration with our daughter, son in law and 4 year old grand daughter to night. It's my...
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