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    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each...

    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

    Priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
    Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?
    The rabbi...
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    It's snowing again-on top of the 9 inches we got...

    It's snowing again-on top of the 9 inches we got Monday. We broke a record low temp for two days in a row (yesterday morning minus 11)

    Most of these have been "re-runned" but I just can't help...
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    Mark, Quite a while ago, I went to the beginning...

    Mark,
    Quite a while ago, I went to the beginning of this thread and read a bunch of them. Never got all the way through to the end. 135 pages is a bunch.
    Seems like lately, about all I do is throw...
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    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and...

    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a old Army Warrant Officer in his early sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

    The circus owner...
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    Tell her to slide a piece of 2" PVC pipe down...

    Tell her to slide a piece of 2" PVC pipe down over the entire length of the metal pole. Don't paint it. They can't climb it.

    George
  6. Thread: Sinking gels

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    I haven't gotten sick or died from it yet. But...

    I haven't gotten sick or died from it yet. But then, the EPA and Water Control Board might frown on it.
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    I have never bought anything to make a nymph...

    I have never bought anything to make a nymph sink. All I do is spit on it and work it into the fly and it sinks like a rock.

    George
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    From one Virginian to another-Welcome CWO4CAR ...

    From one Virginian to another-Welcome CWO4CAR

    George
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    Sending it to my grandson, right now. Incredible.

    Sending it to my grandson, right now. Incredible.
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    Uncle Jesse, I resemble a lot of those...

    Uncle Jesse,

    I resemble a lot of those statements. Maybe too many of them.

    George
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    Mayfly swarn picked up on radar--

    Wonder how many millions it takes to do this?

    http://news.msn.com/us/radar-captures-mayfly-swarm-on-mississippi-river

    George
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    A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a...

    A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 7 months later, she awakens and asks the doctor about her baby.

    Doctor: You had twins-a boy and a girl-and they are both fine. Luckily,...
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    I don't tie but do have an "allergy" thing. For a...

    I don't tie but do have an "allergy" thing. For a couple of years now I have been using generic Claritin (sp) -loratadine- and I think it helps. Non drowsy. Don't have stopped up sinuses anymore....
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    A few years ago my wife told me she was not my...

    A few years ago my wife told me she was not my mother. That took the pressure off for me getting her a "mother's day" gift.
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    What color are toads that have been sitting a...

    What color are toads that have been sitting a loooonggg time on a hot charcoal grill?


    George
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    And the one that gets me the worst is being...

    And the one that gets me the worst is being called "mister". Agree with you there Dale.

    George
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    Man, I've got kids that old. You haven't even...

    Man, I've got kids that old. You haven't even made it to the top of the hill yet. One thing you should never forget-You are only as old as you THINK you are. And another thing-"The older I get, the...
  18. Welcome aboard Mike. Keep up the good work.

    Welcome aboard Mike. Keep up the good work.
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    I think this statement should be put in this...

    I think this statement should be put in this forum-
    What a sorry football game this super bowl has turned out to be.
    Not a fan of either team. I was just hoping for a decent game. Last I saw, the...
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    Small world in this big site there Grubb. If you...

    Small world in this big site there Grubb. If you are going to be in Waynesboro at the show in June maybe we can get together again.

    George
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    New Year's Day auction--flyrods

    For what it's worth-Auction here in Va. Hardy bamboo flyrod--Hollokona or something like that. As well as Montague and South Bend flyrods.

    Site...
  22. Thread: Hi Guys!!

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    Be careful how you handle that young'un. One...

    Be careful how you handle that young'un. One wrong move and you might turn her into a toad. (or would that be a toadet?)
    Welcome back. This lurker has been missing your posts.:)

    George
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    Kelly, Very sorry that the link has given you a...

    Kelly,
    Very sorry that the link has given you a problem. I ran it through my anti-virus before I opened it and again before I posted it to the board. I use AVG and not the free one. Have never had a...
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    I wouldn't do anything like that Jesse. I know...

    I wouldn't do anything like that Jesse. I know about the fake websites. I will be the last person to send out something with a virus in it. (Or better yet, NEVER put up something like that.) :D
    ...
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    A testimony to true friendship: A man brings...

    A testimony to true friendship:


    A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

    His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

    "My...
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