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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker
Steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he...

An old prospector shuffled into the town of Helena, Montana leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon...

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker
Steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he...

What's the name of the gal with the short leg?


Ilene

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his...

I hope I didn't already post this. You know how it is when you get old.

Subject: FW: The difference if you marry an IDAHO girl!

> Three friends married women from different parts of the West ....

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob...

The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are...

Three couples sat in front of the Pastor, listening to the requirements for joining his chuch. After telling the couples about the church, and lining them up to be baptized, he explained to them...

Gadzooks man! I just about busted a gut on this one. I don't dare read it again.:D It's been a long time. Thanks.

I hope the picture comes through. This is from a San Francisco newspaper!
http://www.flyanglersonline.com/bb/cid:CF15B119C4CE436C9E22EE7480231A83@KellyPC
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so...

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes,...

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,
And every year Morris would say,
'Esther, I?d like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied,
'I know Morris, but that...

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said,...

Fifty Years of Math 1957 - 2007 (in the USA )

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my...

This just in via e-mail. I can identify.

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker
came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, 'Two...

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
than a mile down the road when the...

A little political. Grow a skin!!:p


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota . ...