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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says,...

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jes?s is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard,...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The...

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"...

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypen15," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long...

I know I love reading the old and new jokes. Everyone who posts here are great people

good lord lol

A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the...

Sad thing is I know a few people who think like this.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks you and asks "Why the long face!" BA DUM DUM!!!!!