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Do you imagine that fish go back home and lie about the size of the bait they swallowed without getting hooked?

Now Uncle Jess, Y'all ain't serious bout these bein jokes. Y'all know they are true. Oh yeah you forgot an early spring vegetable , poke sallet.
Dave

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes Green, Green, and I Pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

My experience is. "Yellow this is John Smith," Bill Brown or some such hi-jacked name.

It's alright to drink like a fish........... If you drink what a fish drinks !
Mary Pettibone Poole

He took her for granite, and turned her heart to stone.

Seen on a local business. A computer repair shop,I believe. " Autocorrect is our worst enema. "