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    Aye Mateys, February is the pits. Flyfishers so...

    Aye Mateys,
    February is the pits. Flyfishers so bored that they're making up songs sung to the tune of the Bev. Hillbillies. Snow reports that sound black hole depressing. February is the stuff of...
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    Aye Matey's, Sorry to be so long from the board....

    Aye Matey's,
    Sorry to be so long from the board. The shack nasties got me real bad. I had the flu twice, laryngitis, and sinusitis all since January. I've been so sick I couldn't even tie flies! But...
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    Well Matey's, I'm glad you all had fun, so did...

    Well Matey's,
    I'm glad you all had fun, so did I. As long as we're having fun the shack nasties can't get us!
    rhowdy, welcome to the asylum!
    God Speed,
    Rev. Mike
    aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh and God be...
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    What happened? Last thing I remember was...

    What happened?
    Last thing I remember was drinking a beer to get that Clouser unstuck from my tongue. I wake up this morning and there are beer bottles and Taco Bell bags everywhere. There are about...
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    Well Mateys, I finalsly gots da clo, klows, ur...

    Well Mateys,
    I finalsly gots da clo, klows, ur uh fly unthuck froms my tongue tanks to sum nice cool Mexican beer! Den I had anodder jus' ta celebrates. I um tinkin oft halfin anodder ta fergets...
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    Thay du thothern pirateth, Remember a chrithmath...

    Thay du thothern pirateth,
    Remember a chrithmath thory? The kid who got hith tongue thuck to the flag pole? My tongue ith thuck to my Clouther minnow from when I tried to wet my Knoth!!Ouch! I gueth...
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    Harold, Capn Yid, and all you other "toasted"...

    Harold, Capn Yid, and all you other "toasted" southern Pirates. RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
    Oh, now you've...
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    Betty, Donating miles is a great idea but I...

    Betty,
    Donating miles is a great idea but I don't fly so I have no miles to give. I will however pass on prayers mounted on the wings of angles for Oldfrat, his heroic son and his family. We have a...
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    Well Mateys, 500+!!!! Way to go folks! Glad to...

    Well Mateys,
    500+!!!! Way to go folks! Glad to be back for a brief time. I hope all you pirates and you warm water priviteers all got what was best for you for Christmas. Harold, I will make you a...
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    Aye Mateys, I go a way for a short while and I...

    Aye Mateys,
    I go a way for a short while and I come back to a baccachanalian carnival! The Rev. on a calendar. Gosh, seminary never prepared me for this. This is real fun! Harold, if you don't stop...
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    Aye Mateys, Well there you went and did it!...

    Aye Mateys,
    Well there you went and did it! Betty I warned you not to look at Cap'n Dude in that clear wetsuit. Now to get better Micus and E-dave need to send you their pictures and you need to...
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    Aye Mateys, HOLY WATER!!! It's gonna take a dang...

    Aye Mateys,
    HOLY WATER!!! It's gonna take a dang sight more than holy water to purify this bunch!Anyone know where I can find a stash of good White Lightnin'? That might work.
    I know Jesus healed...
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    Hey Mateys! Well, I go off for a week and when I...

    Hey Mateys!
    Well, I go off for a week and when I get back I find that your schmeetist souls have gone astray. First Micus wants to wear croc skin waders and wants a toupee for Christmas, fishigan...
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    Aye Mateys, So it's prayers for the ship and...

    Aye Mateys,
    So it's prayers for the ship and fishing excursions ye want. Well, as long as we don't have to wear watermelon colored flats shirts as part of the uniform, I'll be happy to offer up the...
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    Aye Mateys, This be a fine ship we sail. No cold...

    Aye Mateys,
    This be a fine ship we sail. No cold water cruises (except to get ice for the tea and the rum)fair ladies on the bow and crazies from port to starboard. Aye, this be the life they warned...
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    Aye Mateys, Icy guides eh, well ye southern...

    Aye Mateys,
    Icy guides eh, well ye southern pirates need to know that icy guides and frozen snowballs occur up here in the north from about November thru March or longer! That's what makes the...
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    Aye lads, I be honored that you choose me fer yer...

    Aye lads, I be honored that you choose me fer yer ship's chaplain. Watchin' after the spiritual needs of pirates is always a grand callin' from the Lord. Just be warned, the communion libation is...
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    Ah, God Bless ye lass, you've come up with the...

    Ah, God Bless ye lass, you've come up with the first hymn for the Church of the Rightous Angler. A safe harbor for all the Paratschmeetist and the regular schmeetists too. Don't you pirates worry...
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    Thanks, this is great. You guys crack me up. I...

    Thanks, this is great. You guys crack me up. I can't wait to read about these Ice fishing flies ( as long as I don't have to use them up slit and dry). Piratschmeetist kinda like a song, although not...
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