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Chiropractic pick-up line:

What's a joint like this doing in a girl like you?

And then...

Two snakes were crawling along when one stopped suddenly and said, "Hey, hey, hey! Are we...

It's a sad day for the Olympic downhillers. Lindsay Vohn was just stripped of her gold medal. Yep, it's true, they gave it to Obama! It seems he's going downhill faster than she did!

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