NO CLUE AS TO WHY THIS POSTED LIKE THIS!
Two Tennessee rednecks /gentlemen are out hunting,
and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.
The first
hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how
deep it is?"
The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw
somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over
there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it
up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They
are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling
behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the
underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement,
peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old
farmer saunters up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't
happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"
The first hunter
says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a
goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and
jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"
The old farmer said, "Naw,
that's impossible . ..
I had him chained to a transmission."