Some funny slogans.. what's yours..?
Thought those of you in your own business may be able to use one of these, or maybe you can post one that you thought of..
Plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip; call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"
Sign at the psychic's hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you."
At a dry cleaners:
"How about we refund your money,
send you a new one at no charge,
close the store and have the manager shot.
Would that be satisfactory?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push."
At an optometrist's office
"If you don't see what your looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."
On a fence:
"Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every third salesman and the second one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "
At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't you will be."
On the door of a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,
come on in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."