The king who loved puzzles
There once was a king who loved puzzles. I mean really loved puzzles. He put out a proclamation to his kingdom that he would like all of his subjects to come up with some more puzzles. Alas there were very few who did. So he decided to reward those who did. He came up with a competition for puzzle authors. He announced that the man who came up with a puzzle that the king could not solve would win his daughter?s hand in marriage. Well that did the trick. The puzzlers poured in from all over the land. And the king, being very good at puzzles solved each one in quick succession. But one day a young man came in and presented his puzzle. He arranged eight naked women along a wall. They were, in order - facing out, facing the wall, facing out, facing the wall, facing out and the last three facing the wall. The king pondered long and hard without a clue. In fact he took so long he ordered chairs for the ladies. The puzzler told the king that that was not allowable as it would not truly represent the puzzle. So the king resorted to giving the ladies breaks and continued to ponder. So after many a day the king finally gave in. He summoned his beautiful daughter, and presented her to the puzzler for his bride. Then the king demanded to know the solution to the puzzle. The puzzler told the king: ?It is the William Tell Overture.? What demanded the king?
The puzzler explained while pointing to the ladies in order : ?Titty ? Rump ? Titty ? Rump ? Titty ? Rump Rump Rump.?