Happy Birthday Rebuttal

AAARGH! I am a reasonable woman, who is proud to say my actual age, not one of those vain types who always insist on giving their age much younger. HOWEVER, I absolutely will not stand for Mr. Dunce (aka Bill), who's math skills are atrocius, to get away with ADDING years to my age!

Disgruntled Jean (tapping bloodied bat in hand)

]Just want to take a moment to Announce that Today is Jean's(aka sewdrapes) 29th Anniversery of Her 29th Birthday!
Happy Birthday Love
Bill
Whoops I am in DEEP S*** she is only 56
Bill whose head is "Beaten and Bloodied"

When your my age you love telling people how long you have lived------- :lol: BILL

Then in the awkward silence that followed somewhere in the background a lone quavering voice nervously begins to sing Haapppyy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....... a loud gasp rings out, then the sound of running feet, sounds of pursuit, from a distance a tiny scream drifts eerily our way then.....finally silence once more........

Will we ever hear from Bill again? Only time will tell.....

Uhhhhhhh!

Something is wrong with this:

"Just want to take a moment to Announce that Today is Jean's(aka sewdrapes) 29th Anniversery of Her 29th Birthday!"

If you read that correctly and do the math, that makes her 841 years old :? !

Happy Birthday, regardless :)

Deezel

"Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved." --Will Rogers
(This is just a general quotation that some may enjoy, sewdrapes, and in no way a commentary on the surface condition of the roads you personally have travelled. :D )

Bill;
If you need a place to hide I have a spare room!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jack Hise

Bill;
If you need a place to hide I have a spare room!

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Still maintaining that luxury dog house, Jack?http://bestsmileys.com/lol/18.gif

Mine puts the Ritz to shame. http://bestsmileys.com/surprised/1.gif

I figure that I spend so much time there I want some luxury to enjoy.http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif

Even from as far away as California, I can feel the pain being dealt to Bill OUCH! :lol: