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Getting old
Childbirth at 65 +
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth . . .
When she was discharged from the Hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' she said, 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.?
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now??
'No, not yet,' she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now??
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very Impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby??
'WHEN HE CRIES!? she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES??
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K. ? ! !'
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAd!!!!!!!!!
Where are my dry pants??
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Getting old is mainly between ones' ears. Buy a Dodge or a Camero ( 2 door of course) instead of a Buick or Mercury and you'll gain 10 years at least. It all about attitude and outlook.
Mark
PS: I own none of the models mentioned but...................
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Good luck finding a Mercury, they quit making them in January 2011. My mom who will be 90 next month still drives her Marquis. She has a 2004 wit 40000 miles on it.
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AND, reserving the right to edit/reconsider my remarks, I just saw a Buick that didn't look to shabby either. Looked like it could haul a$$.
Mark
PS:Kudos to your 90 yo mom. But DO talk her into a trade for a Camero. It'll take 10 years off her growth rings and you'll have her around much longer.
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Oh my word, that is so funny - and kind of true!