I'll just go to the car, get a pencil and use the dash board to write out an American Express check for you....Wait here, I'll be right back.
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I'll just go to the car, get a pencil and use the dash board to write out an American Express check for you....Wait here, I'll be right back.
i suggest a jerry lewis type telethon. i'd be happy to host it. we can have you on camera, tears in your eyes because you don't have a flats skiff. we'll get all those old has been performers like tony orlando and dawn to appear for free. then we'll split the proceeds 50-50.
Deal...set it up, but do we need a contract? Have your people call Engleburt Humperdinck's people!
[This message has been edited by Flats Dude (edited 23 March 2006).]
good news--wayne newton is in!
'Tis true, I have identified a scam, self-proclaimed at that!
Okay, I want a new 18' Hewes Redfisher flats skiff; price $33,000! (very nice skiff, and would proudly be kept in the garage to replace my former Hewes).
Here's the scam...
There are over 6000 members on this board, give or take a few. If each one of you send me a cashiers check for a mere five bucks (Canadian money accepted) that would get me around 30K. I would be more than willing to chip in the other 3 grand to pay the balance!
I could then sell my skiff that I'm rigging for 4K, and that would net me a profit of a grand, thus paying for the first two years of insurance, gas, etc!
So, who will be the first to send me a check...that's cheaper than two boxes of Girl Scout cookies?????????????????
So, ye wanted to know what a pirate is?)
my check is in the mail. just don't try to cash it.
Does that $5.00 offer include a guided fly fishing tour aboard the new Hewes ? If not, I'll send $5.00 in Monopoly money !
I just sent a check as well. Go ahead and cash it. (it will come out of florida flyers account)
I fed a check into that little slot on the side of my computer. You should have it shortly.
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Trouts don't live in ugly places
True pirates to say the least. I hope Linda will do the captaining. The check is in the mail
Oh don't forget the green stamps you promised
Geezer
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Excus my spelling and gramma, I hooked Mondays and Fridays so I could Hunt or fish.
[This message has been edited by old geezer (edited 23 March 2006).]