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Fun With Your Microwave
JC says nuke a nightcrawler. http://www.flyanglersonline.com/bb/smile.gif
I say, place a discarded data CD on several layers of paper towels. Set power to high. Set time to 10 seconds. BE SURE YOU WATCH CAREFULLY THROUGH THE WINDOW. Usually the effect is within 5 seconds. Open the door immediately.
Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for results. I've demonstrated this several times, with no detectable damage to my microwave, but who knows? Some odor. Best done when the wife is not home.
I know a few other cool things to nuke, but what's your never-gonna-make-Betty-Crocker microwave recipe?
Jim
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That's funny nw, are ya gonna cause me to burn down my apt??? "G" ya know, a single guy will try almost anything once...lol
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ever put one your moms fine dinner plates in the microwave? You know the ones with the gold leaf around the edges? cool light show. And no worries, it doesn't hurt the microwave a bit. Ya gotta watch mythbusters to know this for sure. Those guys do some really off the wall experiments.
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Remember to take a kid fishing.
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Put in a raw egg, set timer for 5 minutes(it takes less) watch and enjoy. The egg dances before blowing up.
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"ever put one your moms fine dinner plates in the microwave? You know the ones with the gold leaf around the edges? cool light show. And no worries, it doesn't hurt the microwave a bit. Ya gotta watch mythbusters to know this for sure. Those guys do some really off the wall experiments."
It is, however, bad for the gold leaf on the plates.
[This message has been edited by Bill Blake (edited 25 April 2005).]
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Yes it is very, VERY, bad on the gold leaf, or should I say golden burnt stuff.
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"According to Hostess, it takes forty-five seconds to explode a Twinkie in a microwave."
I went looking for microwave fun on Snopes.com (one of the urban legends sites) and found this gem (after not finding anything pertinent to this topic right away). The Urban Legend had to do with the twinkie's shelf life, the above statement was at the end the article.
[url=http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/twinkies.htm:7629c]http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/twinkies.htm[/url:7629c]
[This message has been edited by Bill Blake (edited 25 April 2005).]
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When I used to live in the dorms my roomate and I enjoyed putting anything and everything in the floor microwave just to see what happend. Most of the time things just smoked and stunk up the kitchen for a few hours, but the CD trick was always a favorite as well as some good old aluminum foil.
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Dang! Ya mean that I'm not the only one? First wife called me from work one eve and asked me to put a couple of potato(e)s in the oven...no micros in those days and baked potatoes took quite a bit longer. She no sooner walked into the kitchen when KA-POOF the first potato went off. She opened the oven door and KA-POW the other one exploded and showered her and the whole kitchen with white instant mashed! That was wife #1 and I got this one #2 with Ray's egg mehod. There won't be a #3 but I think I'd like to try a pumpkin!
Ol' Bill
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I once put a tube of caulk in the microwave,
you know, to kind of warm it up so it would
flow out of the tube better.
Well.........there is some metal on the ends of it, sparks started, and just when I opened the door........well you know the rest.
Cleaning up silicone caulk is not a fun job.
It was not only in the microwave, but all over me and the kitchen. The wife was madder
than a wet hen. Never seen her that mad,
before or since.
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**MW**
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Quite a few years ago when I worked a second shift (3:30pm to midnight)I was coming home from work and it was around Christmas time and the truck radio was playing "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" and I got to wondering what they would taste like. Well, when I got home I picked up 6 chestnuts from under the tree in my yard and put them into the microwave. Bad move - they blew up and there were trillions of itty bitty pieces of chestnuts throughout the interior of the microwave!
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Warren
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Tried to poach an egg in the nuke once and ended up with egg on my face! http://www.flyanglersonline.com/bb/smile.gif
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Eric "nighthawk"
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I am still waiting for someone to fess up to be the idiot that we hear the urban legend about microwaving a small dog (to dry it's fur) and blows it up instead. After reading your posts, I think you are out there....
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My dog won't fit in there but I did catch a mouse in it one time. They only live about twenty seconds before the organs are cooked. No mess thank god, but you could have dipped it in bronze for a cool paper weight.
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If flyfishing were a sin, I'de be the devil's right hand man.
