Back in the gas shortages of the 70's
Back in the gas shortages of the 70's when they still pumped your gas, I pulled into a station that had just run out of gas. The attendant came up and said "we just ran outa gas, truck won't be in til tomorrow afternoon, whats ya wanta do?" I smiled and said, "that's OK, we'll wait."
Not technically a question
I used to work for a small ISP (that's how a worm drowner meets JC and Dee).
We used to provide Internet back when you could actually surf the entire web in a single day. Way back before Windows 95. To get customers online in those days we had a little "how to set up windows" printout (several pages) with lots of screen shots etc, for people to follow, and if they had issues, we would let them bring in their systems, and install the software for them.
I was in charge of the tech support crew, and I swear on 2 separate occasions we had people call in complaining that they could not complete our installation instructions, because no matter how hard they looked, they couldn't find the "any key" on their keyboards that our instructions told them they needed to press to continue to the next part of the installation.
You have to love people that follow directions to the letter :)
Some stupid questions are better off BEING ASKED.
I grew up in Vermont. I used to go hunting with my dad in the fall. We never got a deer, but the outing in the snow and cold with my dad was well worth the trip.
Every year you would hear the story about some city dude from NYC or Boston or somewhere coming up on a hunting trip, and waiting until no one was around to ask the hunting license clerk "What does a deer look like?"
Much better than the yearly sighting of an out of state license plate with a cow strapped to the roof.
So you see, sometimes that stupid question is a good thing!