Public Restrooms

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilet saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
'No..I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...

'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other toilet who keeps answering all my questions.'



Jim Smith

Thanks for the laugh Jim. It's not even safe to answer someone who you can see, they probably have a bluetooth they are talking to you cannot see.

Yes while out working every day see clients ,walk in the store and no one around but you and the client they start talkin and you answer ,but they are not talkin to you. Makes you feel dumb. I thing all Bluetooth should be mandatory have antenna with a light on top that flashes when they are on it.

billyspey,

Know what you mean but then, cell phones and BlueTooths are saviors for those people who have voices in their heads and talk back to them.

Larry ---sagefisher---

Funny! I don't want to steal the thread but I have to relate what happened to me once. As I was entering the rest room a little tyke about five or so ran out out. Thinking nothing of it I went in and took my seat. The person in the next stall finished up, and as he passed by my stall he tapped on the door and said, in the firm voice of a dad talking to his son, "Don't forget to wipe!" Conjuring up my best deep voice, I replied: "OK; I won't." I looked around when I got outside hoping to share a chuckle, but no one was around.

Just don't go and start tapping your feet in the men's room. Apparently, that can get you in deep doo doo.

This gave me a great laugh and should also be posted in the section SOUND OFF in the Need Some Laughs Here thread.

Since we're on the subject:
http://vimeo.com/58743475

Funny stuff all right.

Terrific! Good going gal *S*

Since I'm guilty of starting this thread, I thought I share a story that ended up being of one of my most embarrassing moments in life. I was working in a large office building that housed about 800 people; mainly men. This building had mice and one of the ladies I worked with was terrified of mice. She called me in a panic and asked me to come get the mouse out of her cubicle area. When I got there, I saw a mouse scoot into a small leather portfolio she had under her desk. I picked it up and told her I would dispose of the mouse for her. I went into the men’s room which had four stalls, three of which we occupied, as well as a number of other guys washing hands etc. I went into the empty stall, closed the door and plopped this mouse into the toilet and flushed. In about two seconds the mouse was back on top of the water trying to get out, so without thinking, I said “Stay down there you little S@%T.”, and flushed again. This happened three times before I realized that the room had gone dead silent. I’m sure those guys figured some guy had finally cracked and was talking to his “stuff” trying to flush the toilet. I ended up waiting about 10 minutes to allow the bathroom to empty so I could come
out without feeling like an absolute idiot. None the less, when I exited the men’s room, there were four guys pretending to read the bulletin board, just waiting to see the guy who was talking to his “stuff” in the second stall. Not one of my finer moments…

Jim Smith

I think I'm beginning to under stand the rumors I hear coming out of Rockdale County. I keep hearing "the citizens of Rockdale County know some ****."