Very astute,UJ.
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Very astute,UJ.
Think it thru, Uncle Jesse. Being seriously stoned means getting the serious munchies. By repeating this process over time, and in close proximity to ice cream and snack cakes, Ducksterman intends to wreak his vengeance. (He could have just had Swamp Witch Betty turn her into a toad. I'm sure Betty's rates are resonable, at least she didn't charge ME anything...)
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;-)
Ed
P.S. Does dumping pot in a stream cause the trout to start rising?
My wife just informed me that she had read on FaceBook that the pollen count in TN is so bad that the people who manufacture Meth are trying to extract the Sudafed they used to make Meth back out of their Meth to meet the demand for Sudafed and increase their profits!
Blame it on the danged fashionistas. What is a flytyer to do ???
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Hard enough to focus if you had her for as an Archery Instructor. Even worse if she was an FFF Certified Casting Instructor !!!!!!:roll:
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I am sure this little guy will never want to wear neoprene waders when he grows up (epsecially in a float tube, out in the middle of a lake).
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The Haircut
One day a florist went to Fred for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
A lawyer and a rancher are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Tampa to Anchorage
The lawyer leans over to the rancher and asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The rancher just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5."
Again, the rancher politely declines and tries to get to sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!"
This catches the rancher's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The rancher doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the rancher's turn. He asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"
The lawyer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Rancher and hands him $100. The rancher politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The lawyer, more than a little miffed, shakes the rancher and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the rancher reaches into his wallet, hands the lawyer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
It's all about punctuation.
Let's eat grandpa.
Let's eat, grandpa.