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thank god for no chemo. it's terrible and hair loss is the least important side effect.
I'm glad you don't need chemo.
Take care of yourself, Mamie...
;)
Ed
Old Farmer's Advice
“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”
“Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.”
“Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”
“A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”
“Words that soak into your ears are whispered…....not yelled.”
“Meanness don't just happen overnight.”
“Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.”
“Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.”
“It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.”
“You cannot unsay a cruel word.”
“Every path has a few puddles.”
“When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
“The best sermons are lived, not preached.”
“Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna’ happen anyway.”
“Don't judge folks by their relatives.
“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.”
“Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.”
“Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.”
“Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”
“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.”
“Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
“The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin'.”
“Always drink upstream from the herd.”
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta’ that comes from bad judgment.”
“Lettin' the cat outta’ the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.”
“If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.”
“Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.”
“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”
I'm a born again Southern Baptist follower of Christ, but I have a rabbi in California who sent me these.
Funny Quotes from Remarkable Jews
My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada .
>>>>David Steinberg>>>
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays.
>>>>Henny Youngman>>>
Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that one.
>>>>Mel Brooks>>>
The time is at hand when the wearing of a prayer shawl and skullcap will not bar a man from the White House, unless, of course, the man is Jewish.
>>>>Jules Farber>>>
Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be gentile, even if you are Jewish.
>>>>Lenny Bruce>>>
God, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn't you choose somebody else for a change?
>>>>Shalom Aleichem>>>
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
>>>>Calvin Trillin>>>
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
>>>>Golda Meir>>>
Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother.
>>>>Peter Malkin>>>
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
>>>>Fran Lebowitz>>>
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
>>>>Benjamin Disraeli>>>
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
>>>>Sam Levenson>>>
Don't be humble; you are not that great.
>>>>Golda Meir>>>
God will pardon me. It's His business.
>>>>Heinrich Heine>>>
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
>>>>Joe E. Lewis>>>
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
>>>>Sam Goldwyn>>>
A spoken contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
>>>>Sam Goldwyn>>>
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
>>>>Jackie Mason>>>
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
>>>> Woody Allen>>>
Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?
>>>>Groucho Marx>>>
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy
>>>>Groucho Marx>>>
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
>>>>Oscar Levant>>>
Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair.
>>>>George Burns>>>
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
>>>>Milton Berle>>>
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.
>>>>Sam Goldwyn>>>
Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
>>>>Ernie Kovacs>>>
With the collapse of vaudeville, new talent has no place to stink.
>>>>George Burns>>>
When I bore people at a party, they think it is their fault.
>>>>Henry Kissinger>>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgiUm4lQig
jackwagon lol :)
Good one Steve, i especially liked the 'banned' Geico commercials ! Would you explain how you got the tube to show and work with a click on the screen ? That would help me post tube vids in another site i visit.
Thanx !
MontanaMoose
Moose,
In the quick reply box click the film icon next to the quote icon then cut and paste the link to the U-tube flick as it prompts you
and it will show as a screen shot ready to click and view...
TEST: WOW ! I Did it !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfojL1a6efI&feature=related
If this works, thanks Steve !
Cheers,
MontanaMoose
P.S. It should be noted i taught the guy
in the vid how to cast.
P.P.S. Just kidding...I WISH I could cast
like that !
Moose,
I am afraid I am going to have to report you for violating the spirit of the thread. This was to be about humor make people laugh and be happy. That video is going to make most of the flycaster I personnally know sad, depressingly so. Shame, shame, shame. now go sit in the corner.
I may be half that good for half that distance with a lot more effort.