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Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
When you have a pointed head, you can wear any size hat.
The best things in life aren't things. (patrick oens)
It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool, than it is to open you mouth and prove them right. (can't remember)
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A free gift waits for those who ask.
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Lotech Joe
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Fly fishing is to bait fishing as seduction is to rape.
I think this is from several hundred years ago. Can't remember the author.
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"Learn from the mistakes of others because you will never live long enough to make them all yourself"
(Norman Rockwell...I Think)
"If I never screwed up they would have to pay me a lot more money" (My Boss)
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"If it was easy anybody could do it"
Timothy S. Furey Sr.
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"Hipboots are only good for measuring how deep the water was when you got wet."
What's the difference between a fishin' pole and a fishing rod? ....hundred dollars... ( Lefty, I think)
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"Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl"
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"i love the sky because nobody made it"--my little brother when he was 8 yrs old
"i am not what i think i am. i am not what you think i am. i am what i think you think i am"-unknown
"sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."-sigmund freud
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"If the Earth were made of Gold men would kill for a handfull of dirt"
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harry mason
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Most of my quote suggestions have been rejected for usage on my youth league T-shirt backs.
LSU O-line "Trample the dead Hurdle the weak"
We bust ours so we can kick yours.
Go all out or go home
To the winner comes elation to the loser determination.
Git R donnnnne.
and my favorite from alocal fishing show " remember the 3 rules 1. fish are dumb. 2. They eat when they are hungry or mad.3.fish are dumb."Maybe sometimes we are" just standing in ariver waving a stick"
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"Papa, what's the opposite of suicide?" - my then five year old son. I told him it was choosing to live a good life.
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"Give me ambiguity or give me something else"
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"Great minds think alike, but Fools
seldom differ."
"Poor planning on your part does not
constitute an emergency on my part."
"Vote for YOUR pocketbook."
"A fence around a graveyard is silly
without a doubt. People don't want to
go in there, and the dead ones can't
get out."
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**MW**