Originally Posted by
rainbowchaser
I remain the magnificent physical specimen I was at twenty. I can still look down and see my feet(With the use of a periscope) . I'm sure I could still do fifty push-ups if I could get past my disinclination to do the first one. The rest of the world though is definitely deteriorating. Grouse coverts have become thicker and more difficult to walk. The current in all rivers has become stronger while the insects have become smaller. The new hooks all have smaller eyes than the old Mustads. The first order of business for the new congress should be to look into these matters and set the world to rights again.