Originally Posted by
EdD
Betty, wweetest and dearest of Swamp Witches, methinks you were asleep in class at some point in your studies. Woodchucks are varmints, not vermin. Vermin are the wee creepy-crawlies that may pester your varmint. If you really want your revenge, then about this time next year, sponsor a Punx Fly Swap that requires all patterns to incorporate "hair of varmint", woodchuck to be specific, in the recipe. Sort of a "hair of the (ground)hog that bit you"...
Maybe Uma Thurman will reprise her role as a vicious, blood-thirsty, Kung Fu-sword-chick with the movie "Kill Phil". Maybe there will be a movie about homicidal, meat pie cooks, "Natural Born Phillers". Maybe young, tough, anti-social thugs will start being called Punx.
Maybe you've got just a wee touch of the Shack Nasties. Meet up with your dedicated, friendly 'gill chasers and see if you can't get some relief.
Hugs to Ya,
Ed