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Some more because I love this stuff and want to share, too:
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?" The waiter replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two-story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. He challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?" The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
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Originally Posted by Jack Hise
LOL :lol:
and of course,
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "so, why the long face."
ba dump ba dump!
The Queen of England gave as a wedding gift to an African chieftian a golden throne. The chief politely accepeted it but had no idea what it was for so He put it in the attic of his hut. One day a terrible wind storm blew down the hut, the heavy golden throne fell thru the roof and killed the Chieftian. Moral of the story is;
Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Jack,
The jokes that followed my posting are from members of my group therapy session. :lol:
WHY? Did you have to bring up the Topic of Group Therapy? WAIT!!!!! That's RIGHT!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TyroneFly
Group Therapy IS the JOKE!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! :shock:
Doug
This site is my group therapy :lol:
Eric
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Just reading all of y'all's posts makes me realize how sane I am!!
Thanks, guys!!
Kirk