It was just a matter of time until you outsourced heroism to the Canucks. GBF is probably willing to work longer hours for less money, especially since they have national health care and he's now on a pension.
Joseph the Slighted
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Don't worry Joe, it's all a big "ploy". (Just don't tell GnUBee).
If we can get in good, with folks that can't do any better designing a country's flag than merely drawing a dead leaf on it, I think we can gain more of their fishable waters, without paying for "tourist's licenses and fees".
Thus, the veiled compliment to GnuBee. I can't run the risk, that GnuBee may somehow find this post and read it, so that's all I'm divulging at the moment.
However, ANYONE that can take and make the effort HE DID to disqualify SPAM as an edible food DOES deserve SOME credit, Canuck or not! Just think of the many lives GnuBee may have saved, without even knowing it!?
Just don't take offense, until I explain my invasion plans. Doug drew them up, so I KNOW they're going to work great!!
For now, I have to go........... my Nash tailgate is simmering and I need to stir it.
Doug drew them up. Ha ha ha, Doug drew them up. Oh hee hee hahahahahahahahaha...... gasp ,wheeze , hahahaha ..... OH Canada prepare to defend your borders here comes Dougie's army. Hahahhah make it stop make it stop it hurts to much to laugh . Snicker snicker... hee hee hee .... Be still my heart. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
Try to imagine an army trying to follow Dougs directions ha ha, look out Mexico! He will be marching thru your territory to get to us. hahahahahahaha. An army marches on its stomach , Doug and His head advisor Joe V will feed it Spam. Sea turtles on their way to lay eggs will race past this mighty force. Hah!
Anyone got spare parts for the Nash command car?
Yes, get them here: http://nashparts.com/ and here: http://www.blaserauto.com/ and from our friends at J.C.Whitnet, I offer http://www.jcwhitney.com/Nash-Ramble...-600001014.jcw
But we're in big trouble as long as Paul keeps throwing the parts on the Barby.
Joseph the Resourceful (but not as good as Doug:p)
It's been a long winter and I got cranky, but I have been saving my money and have invested in several septic tanks,,, and as soon as I receive them and get them started I'm going to invade!...
Listen Here Gnu Bee Flyer!,
Why would I invade Canada, when you have stated (Multiple Times), that there are no fish in Canada?
I believe an Army could march on Spam for a few kilometers. There are a lot worse things an Army could eat, like C-Rations & K-Rations. And quit makin' fun of my Army! Just because we like to take a lot of breaks, doesn't mean we don't mean business! Haven't ya ever heerd of "DEHYDRATION?" We'll git there, when we git there!
Also, don't think I don't know the truth about what you Canada Guys did with all our Nash Metros!!!!!! :( You stole em'!! Keep your mitts of our National Treasures!!!!!!!!!!
Here is the first & last invasion of Canada;The Invasion of Canada in 1775 was the first major military initiative by colonial separatist forces during the American Revolutionary War. Two separate expeditions were launched, which joined forces but were defeated at the Battle of Quebec in December 1775. The British then launched a counter-offensive in 1776, driving the Americans back to Fort Ticonderoga. The end of the campaign set the stage for the Saratoga campaign of 1777. End Quote.
Doug
Well, GnuBee, there ya' have it!!
You'll be tremble'in and a-shakin, no doubt when you see an army led by Doug, fortified behind him will be an ENDLESS line of "attack Septic Tanks", with JC in command of that arm, then following in the clean up battle, with be a mean, vicious, SPAM FED BATTALION of Joe's "SPARBY RANGERS!
(the self propelled gaseous amenity of THAT group wiil easily defeat any and all resistance forces you may try and muster, BELIEVE ME!)
I'll command, the operations from my Nash Rambler assault tank.
If I were YOU, man, I'd start diggin in, NOW!??!
I'd really LOVE :rolleyes: to watch the show, but I think I'll be on the toitee reading a PETA application. Then I'm gonna fill it out on behalf of Michael Vick & seal the envelope with SPAM juice. Then I'm gonna write on the back of the envelope...
NO BULL!..I've switched to SPAM...the meat that spares REAL animals!
Oh gosh, I'll bet I miss the whole show...woe is me.
Mikey
ATTENTION ALL FAOL MEMBERS!!
PUUUUUUULLLEASE, help out poor, poor, Mikey here? If you can, and get the channel, TAPE the Hawaiian SPAMfest, then send your tape to dear Mike?
Apparently, due to eating too much SPAM, he'll be "on the toitee" when the show airs and may miss it!
If you don't have his address, I DO, just PM me for it!
Did you guys miss JC's subliminal message? He is going to fill the septic tanks with cycled Spam and try to foist it off on us.
PS there are plenty of fish in Canada, You are misquoting me again. I said there were No FISH IN BC! rest of Canada is chock full of Fish.
Tip for General Doug riding out there somewhere in your nash metropolitan ..... The rest of Canada is way east of Fishless BC . East is where the sun gets up in the morning thats where the fish are.
The rest of you folks may want to re-think Doug's commission , He has completely ignored the war of 1812. The Canadians claim victory because they lost no major battles on Canadian soil and the Americans never fought us again. The border remains intact to this day.
The Americans claim victory because it was the beginning of the end for the British in North America. The battle of New Orleans which the Americans won over the British was regrettably fought after the peace treaty had been signed. It took 3 months for the signed treaty to make it across the pond.
Most Historians call The entire war a regrettable draw. As are most wars. Wikepedia has an excellent account of it.
Because of the war of 1812 should the Americans venture north again we will meet them at the border and give them a good talking to. We will shake hands like friends do and then we'll all go Fly fishing East of the Rockies.
The war of 1812 gave us the saying. Don't give up the ship. The words to the Star spangled banner. Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes.
and dang it Martha I'm outta here. ( this last was from a settler named Fred who wanted no part of any dang war )